by Dana Lancer Freelance Writer Researchers at the U.S. Marine Academy’s civil engineering labs have determined that the designers of the original Tacoma Narrows Bridge were not responsible for that structure’s spectacular 1940 collapse. “It’s those videos,” commented Dr. Ramsey Archer, head of the research team. “Millions of people have seen footage of the […]
by Gavin McDowell Freelance Writer South Bend, IN—For many years now, the University of Stella Maris of northern Indiana has offered the popular course “Epic Poetry in the Western Tradition,” a core component of their acclaimed “World Literature in Translation” major. Despite its popularity, the course has its discontents. Freshman Rufus LeKing, in an assessment […]
For seven consecutive days, the earth has inexplicably continued to spin, even after Northeastern University\’s announcement last Monday, November 23, that NU would terminate its football program. “According to modern astral-football theories, the world should have come to an end Tuesday morning,” said exhausted sports physicist Marcus Colton. “Our best hypothesis is that it has […]
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