Researchers at the University of South Carolina, where Chris Culliver went to college, have investigated the hypothesis Culliver presented Tuesday during a pre-Super Bowl press conference. According to Culliver, the San Francisco 49ers “don’t got no gay people on the team.” “We looked into Culliver’s statement and found it was absolutely true,” said lead researcher […]
The Very Elite Educational Media Awards made history this week when the head writers of The Cronk of Higher Education made a reluctant return to the stage. “Obviously, we were nervous after what happened when we won our award last year,” said senior writer Irma Pelt, “but we couldn’t let that stop us.” Viewers of […]
by Erica Price Freelance Writer Aries (April 18 – May 13) Do you remember that upgrade to your computer you requested last month? Things are looking really good for you, Aries. Rumor has it that the student affairs staff is getting new computers as soon as the economy turns around. They will be in touch. […]
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