SAVE THE DATE! Next Tuesday, Mercury College of the Arts’ department formerly known as “Student Activities” will unveil its new name. “We’ve evolved through a number of incarnations from ‘Student Involvement’ to ‘Engaged Leadership’ to ‘Student Activities,’ which we tried unsuccessfully four different times,” said department director Trent Shelton. “We’re a little nervous that […]
by Diana Senechal Binghamton, N.Y. Last Thursday, to the cheers and stomps of two thousand students, Elysium College announced its new plan for dormitory improvement. Beaming, in a crimson silk dress, with video displays to either side of her, President Esther Bonnevie told the audience that whoever wanted a luxurious new dormitory room need only […]
Social justice activists at Koy College showed unprecedented solidarity Tuesday night when they gathered up all the known or suspected Donald Trump supporters on campus and flogged them. “I was amazed by how many Trump voters we actually have here,” said Sophomore Paige Limson. “No one I know would ever admit out loud to supporting […]
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