Professor of Dead Languages Perry Vetrol was stunned Wednesday when shy Chemistry major Ben Hordham spoke a language long thought extinct by linguists. “We were in the middle of a lesson on syntax when Ben – the most unassuming guy in the class – said, ‘This is boring,’” said Vetrol. According to colleagues, whom Vetrol […]
by Con Chapman Lifestyles Editor CHILLICOTHE, Ohio. Mel Carter spends his days driving a forklift at Sherman’s Lumber Yard but he dreams of moving on someday. “I’ve always wanted to be an astrophysicist,” he says wistfully as he looks off into the distance. “Either that or a phenomenologist.” In the old days, Mel would have […]
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