Flags are at half-mast today at Publican State University, after junior Scott Dellamer was found dead from an apparent heroin overdose. “Of all ironies, Scott was scheduled to receive a $200 prize that evening from our Substance Team for Abuse Reduction [STAR],” said Dean of Student Affairs Casper Zambrano. “Scott designed the winning poster for […]
by Lilian Kershaw Freelance Writer The Middling Education Honorary (or, M.E.H.) has awarded Frome University the infamous Golden Artichoke for demonstrating mediocrity in student achievement. The announcement has stunned many in this small university community, who believed that they were working towards loftier goals. “During last year’s academic year kick-off, our Vice President told us […]
by Lilian Kershaw Staff Writer Today in the District Court for the District of Columbia, lawyers representing ACPA (American College Personnel Association) filed a class action lawsuit against the month of August. In the filing, ACPA alleges that August willfully creates a hostile work environment at all colleges and universities by requiring staff to work […]
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