Emma Watson, the brainy class-act of Harry Potter noteriety, enrolled at Brown University this month, ending a year-long battle between Ivy League admissions departments. Conversely, we asked college people from around the country whom they would avoid like H1N1, and we received these results: “Lindsay Lohan. Our department is already understaffed.\” -Director of Counseling Services, […]
by Schubert Lovenkraft Freelance Writer College officials have confirmed that yesterday’s mysterious campus-wide tremor was likely caused by a sudden horrified gasp from senior faculty at an afternoon Faculty Senate meeting in Old Main. Seismographic readings from the Geology lab in Shaffer Hall traced the source of the tremor to the center section of seating […]
by Con Chapman Lifestyles Editor KALISPELL, Montana. It’s the final exam for Professor William Isacharoff’s section of “Introduction to English Literature,” a survey course taught by four instructors each semester at Western Montana University because it is required for graduation. There’s only one student in the capacious auditorium, however; Kenny Scalzo, a young man perennially […]
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