Graduate students at the Galveston Institute of Technology (GIT) are close to completing a helpful new iPhone app for tenured professors who prefer not to interface with students. Projected for release next month: Homework Humiliator This app interfaces with online homework programs such as WebAssign. Professors can choose the degree of humiliation, including Level 1: […]
by Dana Lancer Freelance Writer Archaeologists working in an undisclosed part of Central Asia have uncovered the remains of “what is probably the most inept culture that has ever existed,” according to lead researcher, Dr. Herman K. Brower of Princeton University. “It’s an incredible find,” adds Brower. “It greatly expands our understanding of just how […]
According to leaked documents from the National Association of Student Personnel Administrators (NASPA), famed CNN personality and abrasive former prosecutor Nancy Grace has been put on retainer to create an ironclad prenuptial agreement in NASPA’s predicted union with the American College Personnel Association (ACPA). “Those assholes at NASPA must have heard that we were in […]
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