by Teena Angst Freelance Writer This year’s Easternmost University residence life staff realized they could provide a gentler RA training schedule by mirroring Navy Seal Training timelines. According to Area Coordinator Davidson, “About two months ago, on our staff retreat, Netflix made a ‘Strong Silent Slightly Abusive with a Strong Romantic Lead’ recommendation that turned […]
by Henry Wenslydale and Monty Tufnel Freelance Writers In a shocking announcement this week, the Board of Trustees for Ramses University declared that it would completely eliminate its executive leadership team September 1. “This decision was not made lightly,” stated James Vandershine, chair of the Ramses Board. “Generic Consultants reviewed our current structure and provided […]
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