by Con Chapman Lifestyles Editor GREENWICH, Conn. In Melissa “Muffy” Swanson’s mind, she should be packing her trunk and getting ready to matriculate at Yale this fall. Instead, the newly-minted graduate of Miss Finch’s School in Groton, Mass. is cooling her heels this summer as she was wait-listed at Yale, although fully accepted at her […]
Graduate Assistant to Forego Second Year of Assistantship; Declares Self Eligible for Upcoming Hall Director Draft
by Jeremy Sly Freelance Writer In a shocking series of events, Graduate Assistant Randy Forsmith has declared himself eligible for the upcoming 2011 Hall Director Draft, choosing to skip his remaining year in a quest for riches and stardom. The Breslin University graduate hall director has been labeled a hot commodity in the student affairs […]
The placement conference for the National Association of Student Personnel Administrators has added a new component to their annual “The Placement Exchange” job fair to allow candidates with short resumes or awkward interviews to show off their skills with hands-on demonstrations. “Many individuals are dynamite practitioners but they’re terrible interviewees,” said TPE consultant Wesley […]
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