Emma Watson, the brainy class-act of Harry Potter noteriety, enrolled at Brown University this month, ending a year-long battle between Ivy League admissions departments. Conversely, we asked college people from around the country whom they would avoid like H1N1, and we received these results: “Lindsay Lohan. Our department is already understaffed.\” -Director of Counseling Services, […]
by Skye Kopfgeschlagen Staff Writer All evidence of Valentine’s Day was removed from the halls of Harmony University this week. In its place a sweetly romantic celebration of STD Awareness Day. Gone are the traditional red hearts and roses, pink and white crepe paper, and sayings of love. In its place will be informative signs […]
by Anselmo Watkins Freelance Writer University of El Dorado at Pasadena President Allan Swindell said he was disappointed by the performance of student protesters who invaded the Andriessen Administration Building in protest of proposed student fee increases made necessary by California’s financial crisis. A crowd of 50 students and hangers-on entered Andriessen at 3 p.m. […]
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