by Jennifer Kelly Freelance Writer Professor Lynn Fontenot of Istpot University in Ohio has received a $4 million dollar grant from the Templeton Foundation to research a question that she says has long perplexed humanity. That is, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. The grant is the third […]
by Aloysius St. Bernard Freelance Writer In a surprising turn of events, internationally acclaimed genomics expert Dr. David Eisenberg has confirmed claims made recently by troubled actor Charlie Sheen that he has “tiger blood” and “Adonis DNA.” Eisenberg, Director of the Institute for Genomics and Proteomics at the University of California-Los Angeles (UCLA), says he […]
by Jeffrey Ross Freelance Poet Not our usual satire, but it’s nice to take a break while the CEOs of our nation’s community colleges converge at their PASI conference. I Sprawling fifteen city blocks The county’s only postsecondary thing Was the campus of the college. II The college had three challenges Each lovely Academic, Technical, […]
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