Transcript from first-year student Shaun’s conduct hearing with hall director Allison. Shaun chose to bring his roommate, pre-law student Greg, to serve as his advisor. Allison: Shaun, are you sure you want to have your hearing with Greg? Most students bring a faculty or staff member to serve as an advisor. Greg: I’m pre-law. Allison: […]
by Jeffrey Ross, Parody Poet Special thanks to real poet Emily Dickinson A Dean Came Down the Walk A Dean came down the walk– He did not take the call– A VP’s slot was open But he’d wait until the fall, And then he drank a Moonbucks From an eco-friendly cup– Then slipped into […]
by Anselmo Watkins Freelance Writer For three decades, the U.S. News and World Report Best College Rankings has served as a source of information for high school seniors and their families trying to choose a college, and a source of heartburn, headaches and sleepless nights for deans, faculty members and administrators whose employment and future […]
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