Divoire University announced a historic change this week when it announced a new name: Divoire Multiversity. “I had never considered making the change,” said Divoire President Richard C. Clavin, “but our Committee for Proper Language was very convincing in its argument to move to a more positive, inclusive name.” “We started by analyzing the word […]
by Teena Angst Freelance Writer Chiding State College has announced that it will revoke its recently adopted pet policy for live-in staff. Adopted only a year ago Housing Executive Director Franklin Bland cites “a dismal failure to departmental productivity” as the cause for revocation. “We found that by having a pet policy our live-in staff […]
by Irma Pelt Senior Staff Writer The Office of Student Engagement at Malple College submitted an emergency funding request to the state legislature for their annual awards banquet in May. \”I had it all figured out,\” said Dora Creamer, Coordinator of Student Engagement. \”My grad and I crunched the numbers over and over again to […]
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