April Robinson, that bitch who tortured Joey Mullvaney throughout his days at Treetop Township Central School showed up unexpectedly last week in his freshman composition seminar at Southern Maine College. “I thought I’d picked a school where I could start fresh, and I was just starting to hit it off with the people in my […]
by Veronica Zolter Staff Writer Fueled by a recent study showing that robo-graders’ test scoring ability rivals those provided by armies of angry adjuncts, the College of Dreamy Oaks has decided to launch its new freshman English program this fall, virtually people-free. You read right. Or was that “you read right?” Past or present tense […]
by Sasha Tremento Freelance Writer The Reverend Lowry Jenkins, president of Shepherd\’s Field College in Pallamie, Alabama, is also director of the Creationism Alliance, which for a decade has pressed for Creationism to be presented along with evolution in K-12 and college science curricula as a viable and respected theory. Yesterday, however, at a specially […]
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