by I.M. Knott-Tawkin Freelance Writer In a press conference on Election Day, President Jake Windjammer of Glover College announced the newly formed Department of Political Pseudoscience, in the heart of our nation’s densest state. But pseudoscience is more a state of mind than a state, anyway, he pointed out. “Glover has always prided itself on […]
by Monty Tufnel and Leah Wescott In an effort to meet the demands of the Affordable Care Act, affectionately known as Obamacare, Smothers University announced today that it will require adjunct faculty to use electrified ankle bracelets to keep their hours under 30 hours a week. The Affordable Care Act requires businesses, including institutions of […]
by Con Chapman Lifestyles Editor BOSTON. The “Eureka” moment of Sharon Elliot’s life came a few years ago at a conference of the National Association for Campus Activities, a showcase for entertainers seeking college bookings. “I was a month behind in my rent,” she recalls, “but when I showed up to audition there were forty […]
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