Riding on the momentum of its announcement that it might ban Twittering from the stands at its athletic events, the Southeastern Conference is now brainstorming other ways to make sure home viewers tune in to the televised games. “If we can control leaked Tweets, perhaps we can take things to the next level and ban […]
Professor of Dead Languages Perry Vetrol was stunned Wednesday when shy Chemistry major Ben Hordham spoke a language long thought extinct by linguists. “We were in the middle of a lesson on syntax when Ben – the most unassuming guy in the class – said, ‘This is boring,’” said Vetrol. According to colleagues, whom Vetrol […]
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