Transcript from first-year student Shaun’s conduct hearing with hall director Allison. Shaun chose to bring his roommate, pre-law student Greg, to serve as his advisor. Allison: Shaun, are you sure you want to have your hearing with Greg? Most students bring a faculty or staff member to serve as an advisor. Greg: I’m pre-law. Allison: […]
Immediate Opening Francis Bacon University Description Seeking clearly dysfunctional professional to challenge our administrative executives. Examples of dysfunctions could include verbal abusiveness, egregious incompetence or predilection for explosive temper tantrums. Qualifications Successful candidate will be married to beloved campus professional who might resign if spouse is held accountable for terrible behavior. Perks Consistently poor enough […]
Hills University, the college that promised high US News rankings by opening with a $100,000/year tuition price tag has once again changed the face of higher education for the über-entitled. “We have opened a remote learning site we’ve dubbed the ‘Blackberry Campus,’” said Hills admissions director Wesley Cavallari. “Through Blackberry, students can take classes through […]
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