Available Immediately Henry Clay University Consultant sought to fire our Dean of Enrollment, Margaret. Consultant must provide a site visit under the guise of writing a comprehensive report to inform the University\’s admissions processes. In the end, the successful candidate will submit a report that includes a list of national best practices, advice about the […]
Just in time for the release of Harry Potter… by Dana Lancer Freelance Writer The University of Nostradamus Agronomy Laboratories have issued a statement admitting as “ill-advised” their release into the wild of an invasive, highly prolific plant that can consume the flesh of any animal, humans included. The plant, prunus packerensis carnrivorus tuberosa, has […]
Our writers are snorkeling in the Bahamas. Our satirical spirit lives on in our 2009 countdown. #15 Most Popular Article of the Year: National Coming Out Day Considers Including Closeted Michael Jackson Fans
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