by Con Chapman Lifestyles Editor CHILLICOTHE, Ohio. Graduation day is drawing near, but students at Waldmore University here aren’t the only ones who’ll be wearing black when the time comes for sheepskins to be handed out: there will also be a large contingent of uniformed policemen present to protect the commencement speakers, particularly Marvin Kagler. […]
by Lilian Kershaw Freelance Writer Bison University president Dr. Meredith Hughes issued a formal apology today for the joint faculty-staff flash mob that broke out when Susanna Hammond walked across the stage at commencement. “Hatred is not a Buffalo Bill value,” said Dr. Hughes. “Listen. We have put up with Susanna’s BS for four years,” […]
For the first time in the 72 years that the National College Measuring Service (NCMS) has been assessing the factors impacting college student success, God comes in second. NCMS analyst Joseph Monk was shocked. “It’s always been a close race between freshman orientation and God, but since we made it through the 1960s with God […]
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