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Hip New Professor Shuns PowerPoint. Will Accept Only ShowZits for Her Boring Presentations.

Accounting Professor Nola Emson cares so much about student engagement, she has begun a movement to banish PowerPoint presentation software from her classroom, and hopes to someday eliminate its presence from all of academia. “I will only use ‘ShowZits’ slideshows in my courses,” said Emson at a workshop she conducted at the most recent Conference […]

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Orientation Sets New Best. Almost 34% of OAs Approve of Staff Shirt.

With a giant sigh of relief, orientation administrators from Central Oregon State announced the triumphant end to a four-year assessment project that resulted in a university all-time-best 34 percent approval rating for this year’s Orientation Assistant staff shirt. “We’ve checked with other local institutions and feel confident that we have now entered the realm of […]

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Enrollment Counselors React After Harvard Un-admits Students for Offensive Facebook Memes

In response to this summer’s hottest college admissions news, that Harvard had uninvited ten new freshmen as a result of finding racist and ethnically offensive material the ten had posted on a private Facebook site for Harvard undergraduates, admissions counselors from around the country took to social media to weigh in. *Allysia Swan, assistant director […]