With Top College Spaces Tight, Women Add Roller Derby to Apps
Posted on Monday, February 6th 2012
by Con Chapman Freelance Writer CROTON-ON-HUDSON, New York. Caitlin Morgan has dreamed about attending Wellesley College, her mother’s alma mater, almost as long as she can remember. “Mom took me there when I was a little girl and I just fell in love with the place,” says the high school junior as she enters the [...]
Stung by Plagiarism, Harvard Will Allow Profs to Make Stuff Up
Posted on Tuesday, January 31st 2012
by Con Chapman Freelance Writer CAMBRIDGE, Mass. Harvard University yesterday announced a shift in tactics in its war on fraudulent work by faculty, saying it will allow professors to make stuff up in order to deter them from plagiarism. “Plagiarism is a liability because people sue when you steal from them,” said President Drew Gilpin [...]
Backward Types in Demand as Colleges Seek Tour Guide Edge
Posted on Wednesday, January 11th 2012
by Con Chapman Freelance Writer ABILENE, Texas. Ryan Simmons is, to all appearances, a slightly scrawny high school senior with no particular athletic ability, but he’s drawing attention from top colleges across the country as recruiting season swings into high gear. “I don’t know what it is,” says Ryan’s mother, Pearl, a municipal employee. “He [...]
Administrator Uses Fancy Engineering Lingo to Spearhead Campus Construction Debacle
Posted on Wednesday, January 4th 2012
by Irma Pelt Senior Staff Writer A newly-built academic building at Piercy College collapsed on Monday evening in what campus officials are calling a “grave misoverestimation of a professional’s skill level.” Matthew Krohn, college president, stood in front of the rubble, shaking his head and stammering. “The person we brought in to lead this construction [...]
New Software Boosts Student Marketability
Posted on Thursday, December 15th 2011
Diana Senechal Freelance Writer The Marketability-Mometer® may sound like a mouthful, but at Pecunia College, it has started to influence what comes out of students’ mouths. Developed by Disruptive Innovation, LLC, the Marketability-Mometer gauges an individual’s instantaneous marketability and displays results and trends on a screen. In the college classroom, it allows professors to gauge [...]
Emoticons Anonymous Comes to Campus
Posted on Thursday, December 1st 2011
by I.M. Knott-Tawkin Freelance Writer Do you feel helpless over your use of emoticons? Do you find yourself spending more and more time thinking of ways to avoid writing using the traditional alphabet? Does a traditional text message – or even drawing a stick figure to express yourself – seem an overwhelming task? When you [...]
PSU Scandal Inspires New Look at Campus Power Distribution
Posted on Tuesday, November 29th 2011
As new information is revealed daily about the scandal at Penn State, questions have been raised at other institutions about how much power campus authorities actually hold. The Journal of College Administration has released 2010 data from their extensive study of power at different types of institutions. We have printed two particularly compelling charts below. [...]
Following Victory, Solitary Fan Rushes Field
by John Dolphin Sports Writer KENSINGTON, Pa. – Police, college officials and the NCAA are investigating an unexpected act of mob violence following Kensington State University’s Saturday football game. In a last-minute comeback, the KSU Eagles football team squeaked past the Saint Hubert Terriers, delighting the home crowd and inspiring one fan to storm the [...]
Vanessa Doesn’t Want To Go Home for Thanksgiving
Posted on Friday, November 18th 2011
by Brody K. Truce Senior Staff Writer With fall semester more than halfway over, college students across the country look forward to Thanksgiving break. “It’ll be nice to sleep in for a few days—my 8 a.m. classes are kicking my butt,” explained Jacob Morrow, a first-year student at Eastern Maryland College. “I’m looking forward to [...]


