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by Irma Pelt Senior Staff Writer A newly-built academic building at Piercy College collapsed on Monday evening in what campus officials are calling a “grave misoverestimation of a professional’s skill level.” Matthew Krohn, college president, stood in front of the rubble, shaking his head and stammering. “The person we brought in to lead this construction [...]

by Jeremy Sly Freelance Writer First-year resident assistant Gerald Thompson, picked by the Associated Press to be the Breslin University RA Rookie of the Year, found himself the victim of an exhausting amount of intentional interactions Monday. The interactions, deemed “brave, but foolhardy” by university officials, has BU’s Housing and Residence Life faculty worried about [...]

 Move-in Bingo We see a lot of strange things on move-in day. Be sure to check off the spaces to win*. *There’s no prize. Other than being done with move-in. Horse Trailer (“But Daddy! All my staff will smell like horses!” “I AM NOT PAYING $50 to rent a U-Haul! These horses paid for your [...]

According to officials at Green Mountain State University, Resident Assistant Chris DeJackson’s training camp hold out continues into its fifth day. DeJackson refuses to return to training camp until his contract is renegotiated to his satisfaction. “I’ve been an RA for one year,” said the junior. “Even though there’s one year in my contract I [...]

by Lilian Kershaw Freelance Writer Resident Assistants at Rae College continue their 10-day intentionally deficient performance in protest of what they call “Dickensian work conditions.” Crispin Layton, president of the RA Council, said during yesterday’s press conference, “Unless the administration in Res Life meets our demands, we refuse to follow the established move-out procedures. We [...]

by Jeremy Sly Freelance Writer In a shocking series of events, Graduate Assistant Randy Forsmith has declared himself eligible for the upcoming 2011 Hall Director Draft, choosing to skip his remaining year in a quest for riches and stardom. The Breslin University graduate hall director has been labeled a hot commodity in the student affairs [...]

by Brody K. Truce Senior Staff Writer With economic woes hitting many college campuses, administrators at many schools are scrambling to entice upperclass students to remain on campus. “Last year was a bad year for us,” explained Jack Freeman, director of housing at Carter College. “Sophomores and juniors aren’t required to stay on campus, but [...]

by Dash Phillips Freelance Writer Students are reeling today at Rehoboth Flats College over the expulsion of Botany major Aaron Marks. Marks, vice president of the Inter Residence Hall Government (IRHG) was overheard using the word “dorm” during a recent IRHG meeting. “I was walking by the lounge doing my daily RA bulletin board safety [...]

by Barbara P. Murphy Freelance Writer A recently formed bargaining unit at South Springfield State University known as the Core Residential Administrative Network Coalition, which represents staff members who live full-time in campus-owned apartments, added another inequality to their growing list of complaints: snow days. South Springfield closed last Tuesday as a result of 2.5 [...]