by Con Chapman Lifestyles Editor CHILLICOTHE, Ohio. The financial scandals of the past decade caused the nation’s business school to reflect on their mission as one M.B.A. after another marched up courthouse steps holding hands with a blonde trophy wife, only to exit out the back door escorted by a burly court bailiff. “Business schools […]
by Leah Wescott Editor-in-Chief Overheard at the Old Charley’s Pub “Wings & Rings” happy hour: Freshman 1: I can’t stand the dorm cafeteria one more day. It gives me diarrhea. Oh my god, these wings are awesome. Freshman 2: I know. The caf’ gives me acne and turns my teeth brown. Do you have a […]
The same day Penn State was named the country\’s top party school, the National Puke Association also honored the Nittany Lions with the 2009 Vomit of Honor Award for producing the most intellectual and noble chunks in the USA. \”We are humbled by this award,\” announced an executive from Penn State. \”We wish to thank […]
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