Six students are dead and 230 more are in guarded conditions after Saturday’s commencement ceremony at Poplar College. Medical examiners say excessive cord distribution is to blame. “We were so proud of Mindy,” said mother of Mindy Brazer, the first casualty of the ceremony. “She had at least thirty cords wrapped around her neck when […]
by Con Chapman Lifestyle Reporter CHILLICOTHE, Ohio. It’s closing time in the library at Waldmore University’s Kagler School of Business as Hayden Morton walks to the entrance on his way to Moynihan’s Pub, a popular watering hole among b-school students. “Hang on guys,” Morton says to his friends. “I’ve got to throw something away so […]
Just in time for the release of Harry Potter… by Dana Lancer Freelance Writer The University of Nostradamus Agronomy Laboratories have issued a statement admitting as “ill-advised” their release into the wild of an invasive, highly prolific plant that can consume the flesh of any animal, humans included. The plant, prunus packerensis carnrivorus tuberosa, has […]
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