by Monty Tufnel Freelance Writer Feeling the pressure of his impending tenure vote, Feign University’s Luther Gunders has embarked on a RateMyProfessors.com improvement campaign to improve his tenure-ability with Feign administrators. The campus is a-buzz with the math teacher’s recent eccentric behavior. “He’s trying to make himself more hip to his students,” says Professor Will […]
by Jeffrey Ross, Parody Poet—with special thanks to The Waking—Theodore Roethke, Real Poet I fake my study, take my learning slow. I dis my grades for this I have no peer. I learn by showing what I do not know. We think by blinking. Have you eaten crow? I fear my grant is shrinking year […]
by Dana Lancer Freelance Writer A panel of linguists that has spent years studying the languages spoken in contemporary France has concluded that French does not qualify as a legitimate language. Its members urge the reclassification of French as a simplistic, unstable variant of another, older Romance language, probably Catalan or Provençal. “A few of […]
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