by Veronica Zolter Staff Writer The Political Correctness Patrol (PCP), a new effort to curb incivility and insensitivity on campus, is set to launch this spring quarter at Buckeye State University. “Again, we are ahead of the curve of our peer institutions,” president John A. Rumina said. “If you’re boorish, bigoted or just plain dumb […]
by Monty Tufnel Freelance Writer Concerned about the backlash against for-profit universities, Horus University announced today its intention to be labeled “dividend-based.” In a letter to the Department of Education, Horus argues that because its earnings are an indicator of fiscal health the university’s students gain a distinct advantage in the higher education marketplace. “An […]
“I don’t understand why I’m here,” said Vice President of Student Engagement Connie Tilden at her first couples counseling session with her significant other Assessment Data. “I love Data!” Tilden agreed to attend therapy only after Data threatened to end their relationship. “Connie tells me all the time that she loves me, and I admit […]
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