Diana Senechal For the past decade, American colleges and universities have been bidding aggressively for sparkling brand slogans devised by wealthy consultants. But no brand has incited such ferocity as has “Hire Education,” the latest to hit the auction hall. This afternoon, five colleges offered over two million dollars apiece for the brand; until one […]
April Robinson, that bitch who tortured Joey Mullvaney throughout his days at Treetop Township Central School showed up unexpectedly last week in his freshman composition seminar at Southern Maine College. “I thought I’d picked a school where I could start fresh, and I was just starting to hit it off with the people in my […]
In a recent press conference, Chinese diplomats were quoted as saying, \”Hey, United States! We\’re rubber and you\’re glue. What you say bounces off our honorable country and sticks to you.\” America’s easiest human rights scapegoat, China, took advantage of the admissions scandal at the University of Illinois to show the world that it’s really […]
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