Barely beating out two other colleges this year, Portland Maine University (PMU) became the first institution in the country to recruit a perfect freshman class. “Faculty and staff have been urging us to recruit perfect students,” said director of enrollment, Tobey Tuttle, “and this year we got sick of the requests and just did it. […]
The board of trustees at Red Spruce University in southern Arizona is in the final stages of approving a groundbreaking new policy that it promises will eliminate 100 percent of its campus’s cultural appropriation complaints. Cultural appropriation is, the adoption or use of elements of one culture by members of a different culture and a […]
Families at Kennebunkport State University’s commencement ceremony left in shame, realizing they had failed to show enough love for their respective graduates. “After watching the Forrester family’s display of support for their son Lester, we realized the unworthiness of the flowers and gifts we brought for our graduating daughter Jessica,” said Samantha Anderson. “We […]
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