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ACUHO-I Conference Romance Ends Abruptly: NASPA/ACPA Differences Cited

Posted on Wednesday, June 30th 2010
Tags: acpa, acuho, acuhoi, conference, hook-up, merger, naspa, romance
ACUHO-I Conference Romance Ends Abruptly: NASPA/ACPA Differences Cited
by Brody K. Truce Senior Staff Writer The Cronk of Higher Education is sad to report that Adam Alex Michaelson and June Andrea Michaels have announced their breakup. The couple met last Saturday morning at the ACUHO-I conference registration table. “It was a fairytale meeting,” said Stacy Oliver, a volunteer who was working ... Continue Reading

Mounting Evidence Indicates Student Affairs Icon Vernon Wall and RuPaul Are Same Person

Posted on Friday, May 28th 2010
Tags: acpa, cabaret, drag, institute, rupaul, sjti, social justice, training, vernon wall
Mounting Evidence Indicates Student Affairs Icon Vernon Wall and RuPaul Are Same Person
by ZackFord Freelance Writer Rumors have long circulated that social justice educator and higher education guru Vernon Wall is actually famed drag persona and actor RuPaul. New evidence has emerged recently showing credible evidence that not only are the rumors true, but the two personas seem to be merging. Jess Brubaker, a graduate ... Continue Reading

Higher Ed Guru Peter Magolda Creates Hollywood Hair Sensation

Posted on Thursday, March 25th 2010
Tags: acpa, assessment, miami university, ohio, peter magolda, qualitative, research
Higher Ed Guru Peter Magolda Creates Hollywood Hair Sensation
After years of being known best as an elite professor at Miami University of Ohio and top expert in the field of qualitative research, Dr. Peter Magolda has achieved the highest level of mainstream popularity. According to E!citement news reports, Magolda's presentation at the convention of the American College Personnel Association ... Continue Reading

Unsurprising Results in Student Affairs “Most Important Issues in Higher Ed” Survey

Posted on Tuesday, March 23rd 2010
Tags: acpa, higher education, live-in, pet policy, priorities, wellness
Unsurprising Results in Student Affairs “Most Important Issues in Higher Ed” Survey
Each year, the National College Measuring Service (NCMS) surveys student affairs professionals to assess the issues perceived as needing the most attention. Among the items to choose from are violence on campus, student mental health issues and financial aid. “Despite changes in national trends, the results look remarkably like previous years,” ... Continue Reading

ACPA Members Prove Woefully Inept at Understanding the Shout Out

Posted on Monday, March 22nd 2010
Tags: 2010, acpa, boston, conference, convention, etiquette, naspa, social media, texting, twitter
ACPA Members Prove Woefully Inept at Understanding the Shout Out
Likely, the final hours of American College Personnel Association (ACPA) President Tom Jackson's term will be spent issuing pardons for a number of misguided conference delegates. ACPA held its annual convention this week in Boston, where over 3000 college student affairs professionals met to attend workshops and learn the latest trends ... Continue Reading

Students Selfishly Support NASPA/ACPA Unification

Posted on Sunday, March 21st 2010
Tags: acpa, conference, naspa, unification
Students Selfishly Support NASPA/ACPA Unification
By Irma Voigt Senior Staff Writer College and university students nationally have organized to show their support of unification between the National Association of Student Personnel Administrators (NASPA) and the American College Personnel Association (ACPA). The unification was previously stalled with the passage of a resolution at the NASPA annual business meeting ... Continue Reading

Security Breach at ACPA Conference: Republican Spotted

Posted on Sunday, March 21st 2010
Tags: acpa, conference, convention, diversity, left, liberal, multicultural, political correctness, tolerance
Security Breach at ACPA Conference: Republican Spotted
News from the 2010 American College Personnel Association (ACPA) annual conference in Boston is troubling. Many fear that the national organization for college student affairs administrators will have to increase security measures at future conventions. “We're not sure how it happened,” said an ACPA representative, “but somehow a Republican was able ... Continue Reading

ACPA Employer Accidentally Reveals E-Portfolios As Annoyance Test

Posted on Saturday, March 20th 2010
Tags: acpa, candidate, career central, e-portfolio, millennial, placement, resume, tpe
ACPA Employer Accidentally Reveals E-Portfolios As Annoyance Test
Breaking a sacred confidentiality vow, an employer at the recent American College Personnel Association placement conference “Career Central” accidentally slipped the real use of candidate portfolios. “A candidate brought a laptop with her to her interview so she could show me her e-portfolio,” explained the employer. “By the thirtieth page, I ... Continue Reading

College Alters Structure to Eliminate Student Interference

Posted on Tuesday, March 16th 2010
Tags: acpa, career central, centered, morale, staff, student
College Alters Structure to Eliminate Student Interference
Cramer College continues to innovate in its effort to improve the low ratings it has received each year in the Chronicle of Higher Education’s employee satisfaction reports. Most recently, a consultant was brought in to get a better understanding of the motivations that drive excellent staff performance. “We learned quickly what ... Continue Reading

The Placement Exchange Adopts Greek Recruitment Policies

Posted on Monday, March 15th 2010
Tags: acpa, best, budget, career, exchange, fair, interview, naspa, ope, placement, practices, tpe
The Placement Exchange Adopts Greek Recruitment Policies
by Irma Voigt Senior Staff Writer At the close of The Placement Exchange, held in Chicago in early March, an ad hoc committee met to discuss recommended changes for future years. The Placement Exchange is student development's largest employment fair, representing multiple national student affairs organizations ranging from housing to orientation to ... Continue Reading
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