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CronkNews Concedes Defeat in Twitter Competition with Ashton Kutcher

Posted on Sunday, November 22nd 2009
Tags: ashton, competition, cronknews, defeat, followers, kutcher, leah, outcome, twitter, wescott
CronkNews Concedes Defeat in Twitter Competition with Ashton Kutcher
Leah Wescott, Editor-in-Chief of the new satirical blog the Cronk of Higher Education held a press conference Saturday to offer congratulations to Ashton Kutcher following a 2-month-long Twitter competition. As photographers snapped pictures, Wescott let her emotions show. Wiping a tear, she set aside her written script. “We’re just a bunch of hacks, trying to [...]

Update on CronkNews v. Kutcher Twitter Competition

Posted on Saturday, October 3rd 2009
Tags: ashton, college, facebook, higher education, humor, kutcher, News, satire, social networking, twitter, university
Update on CronkNews v. Kutcher Twitter Competition
CronkNews.com has challenged its staff, through manipulation, threats and temper tantrums, to improve social networking. The goal: to attract 100 Twitter followers before Ashton Kutcher recruits 4 million. Results so far: 09/17/09 Competition Start Date 09/19/09 10/03/09 Kutcher Followers 3,548,800 3,621,866 3,754,142 CronkNews Followers 39 47 50 Uh oh. Kutcher is closing in on 4 [...]

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