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No More Forms: Housing Administration to Fall Squarely on Students’ Shoulders

Posted on Tuesday, October 5th 2010
Tags: administration, assignments, changes, conflicts, housing, keys
No More Forms: Housing Administration to Fall Squarely on Students’ Shoulders
by Hannah Q. Scott Freelance Writer This fall, Greenhampton College has decided to radically change the room change process for students living in residence halls. According to Emma Waylon, director of housing assignments, “We’ve just gotten so fed up with the forms and the conversations and all of the complaining that we’ve moved to a [...]

University Reveals Roommate Matching was Whimsical Social Experiment

Posted on Friday, August 27th 2010
Tags: assignments, compatibility, housing, pairings, process, residence, roommate
University Reveals Roommate Matching was Whimsical Social Experiment
by Irma Pelt Senior Staff Writer Residential students at Hillgate University are questioning everything they believed to be true about their roommate relationships after it was revealed that their preference surveys were not actually considered in the assignment process. “We have received information that one of our staff members thought it was permissible to use [...]

New iPhone Apps for Student-Weary Tenured Professors: Homework Humiliator

Posted on Tuesday, November 24th 2009
Tags: assignments, exercies, grading, homework, iphone, online, practice, tenure, webassign
New iPhone Apps for Student-Weary Tenured Professors: Homework Humiliator
Graduate students at the Galveston Institute of Technology (GIT) are close to completing a helpful new iPhone app for tenured professors who prefer not to interface with students. Projected for release next month: Homework Humiliator This app interfaces with online homework programs such as WebAssign. Professors can choose the degree of humiliation, including Level 1: [...]

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