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One Undersized Player Set to Lead Football Team to New Heights

Posted on Tuesday, September 4th 2012
Tags: academics, BCS, female, football, grades, NCAA, regulations, rules, title ix
One Undersized Player Set to Lead Football Team to New Heights
by Con Chapman Lifestyles Editor KALISPELL, Montana. Shirley Leung, a slight Asian-American woman who stands 5’4″ and weighs only 110 pounds, would seem an unlikely addition to a college football program on the rise, but that’s not the view of Joe Ray Diggs, head coach at Western Montana University. “Shirley will be a key player [...]

Conferences Announce Creation of Commencement Championship Series

Posted on Wednesday, January 12th 2011
Tags: BCS, Conferences, football, NCAA
Conferences Announce Creation of Commencement Championship Series
by Monty Tufnel Freelance Writer In a shocking development yesterday a group of university presidents from six conferences announced the formation of a Commencement Championship Series (CCS) to create the best possible system to identify the number one ranked school academically in the world. “U.S. News and World Report rankings are simply not useful anymore [...]

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