Colleges Create New and Exciting Ways to Make Dorm Sex as Uncomfortable as Possible

The past decades have seen revolutionary changes in sex-unfriendly dorm mattress technology, along with noble reasons for the innovations. “I have chafing marks on my back from dorm sex,” complained student Corrine Bing. “It’s hard enough fitting two people into a twin bed, but it’s really humiliating when the rubber mattress makes those weird friction [...]