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Graphic: It’s the Last Night of the Conference…

Posted on Thursday, March 7th 2013
Tags: behavior, conference, ethics, romance
Graphic: It’s the Last Night of the Conference…
by Brody Truce Senior Staff Writer                       Follow Brody Truce on Twitter @BrodyTruce

22-Page Syllabus Template Helps Professors Set Tone for Learning

Posted on Monday, January 7th 2013
Tags: behavior, cell phones, civility, classroom, expectations, laptops, policy, rules, social media, syllabus
22-Page Syllabus Template Helps Professors Set Tone for Learning
  To assist educators in developing their content and pedagogical approach to classes this year, The Journal of Best Classroom Practices has published a new model syllabus. “For several years, we’ve heard from instructors that they struggle to address issues of incivility and disengagement in their classes,” said Journal editor Max Suggs. “At our conferences, [...]

Graphic: People Love Me at Conferences…

Posted on Tuesday, July 10th 2012
Tags: behavior, conference, decorum, ethics, etiquette, expectations
Graphic: People Love Me at Conferences…
 

Family of Graduate Sets New Standard in Love-Showing Unruliness

Posted on Friday, June 8th 2012
Tags: behavior, commencement, conduct, etiquette, graduation, rules
Family of Graduate Sets New Standard in Love-Showing Unruliness
  Families at Kennebunkport State University’s commencement ceremony left in shame, realizing they had failed to show enough love for their respective graduates. “After watching the Forrester family’s display of support for their son Lester, we realized the unworthiness of the flowers and gifts we brought for our graduating daughter Jessica,” said Samantha Anderson. “We [...]

Millennial Student Involved in Accidental Apology

Posted on Tuesday, October 19th 2010
Tags: behavior, college, generation, millennial, student, y
Millennial Student Involved in Accidental Apology
Campus authorities at St. Wesley’s College in Minnesota were put on alert when reports leaked out that sophomore Therese Biegler may have accidentally apologized for a mistake. According to reports, Therese was meeting with Professor Maggie Chrishnal and told the teacher that she took responsibility for her failure to fully research her thesis and proofread [...]

New First Year Experience Class: How To Not Be An Asshole

Posted on Thursday, April 22nd 2010
Tags: behavior, citizenship, civility, fye, gown, relationships, town
New First Year Experience Class: How To Not Be An Asshole
by Brody Truce Senior Staff Writer The First Year Experience curriculum has been a part of Parker Gates College for over 15 years. Upon matriculation, freshman students are enrolled in a series of four six-week classes designed to help them succeed at the small private college located in Parker, NJ. “Our curriculum has been wildly [...]

Custodian Fired for Poop Clean-Up Incivility

Posted on Friday, April 2nd 2010
Tags: behavior, civility, college, conduct, custodial, expectations, honor code, privilege, university
Custodian Fired for Poop Clean-Up Incivility
by Brody Truce Senior Staff Writer After nearly 35 years of service, Myrtle White was dismissed from her position as residence hall custodian on grounds of incivility towards students on the third floor of Watson Hall, a co-ed floor housing 42 students at Eastern Maryland College. According to residents of the floor, Miss White—lovingly referred [...]

Colleges Fear Repercussions of Not Granting Tenure to Jerk

Posted on Wednesday, February 3rd 2010
Tags: behavior, bill, civility, collegiality, criteria, faculty, politics, reader, tenure, william
Colleges Fear Repercussions of Not Granting Tenure to Jerk
Universities have begun sending lobbyists from both academic and financial affairs to Ohio University in hopes of influencing a particularly contentious impending tenure decision. Heated debate surrounds the alleged uncivil behavior of tenure candidate, Bill Reader. “Every campus gives tenure and promotions to cantankerous egomaniacs,” said one lobbyist from an academic affairs advocacy group. “It’s [...]

Non-Drinker Caught Using Sacred “I Was Drunk” Excuse

Posted on Thursday, January 28th 2010
Tags: alcohol, behavior, binge, college, consequences, drinking, excuses, good samaritan, party
Non-Drinker Caught Using Sacred “I Was Drunk” Excuse
Jamilla Conrad, a well-known nonpartier at Mount Champaign College, was caught recently invoking the sacred “I was drunk” excuse for poor behavior. “I panicked when my roommate found out that I’d gone out with her ex-boyfriend, and I said the first thing that came to my mind,” said Jamilla. “Now, no one in the dorm [...]

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