Accreditation Commission Determines Potlucks Must Be Assessed
by Jeffrey Ross Freelance Accreditation and Potluck Expert A spokesman for the Highbrow Learn-ed Commission revealed in a report published by the Chronicle of Post Secondary Ed last week that Food, especially non-curricular or nutrient-specific culinary preparations, would become a Distinctive Criterion subject to increased scrutiny on all community college accreditation applications. Effective Boxing Day, [...]
University Breaks Ground on State of the Art Benchmark
Posted on Monday, July 27th 2009
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Tags: banchmark test, benchmark, benchmark tests, benchmarks, college humor, college satire, cronk, cronknews. cronknews.com
A groundbreaking ceremony took place at the University of West Kansas Monday in celebration of what will be a $10 million benchmark – the largest, most expensive benchmark in the United States. “Now, when you’re looking for benchmarks, you will think of Kansas,” boasted Trustee, Al Phillips, who personally donated $2 million to the project. [...]

