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Eco-Conscious Professor Eschews Book Buying Paradigm

Posted on Wednesday, May 26th 2010
Tags: books, bookstore, cheap, ethics, free, going green
Eco-Conscious Professor Eschews Book Buying Paradigm
by Earl J. Liffey Freelance Writer Bernie Stelsky, Professor of Western European History at Blanton College, has come up with a truly revolutionary way to go green. Instead of asking students to buy books or print texts from a computer, Bernie is encouraging students to utilize the local resource of booksellers to read. “One day [...]

Campus Book List: What College Students Who Still Read Are Reading This Week

Posted on Monday, May 24th 2010
Tags: books, college, popular, reading
Campus Book List: What College Students Who Still Read Are Reading This Week
by Sasha Tremento Freelance Writer Based on data gathered in Facebook’s new privacy-free intellectual environment, CronkNews has identified the most popular tomes in college bookstores. Butt-Kickin’ Extremonomics, by Bob Clemens and Bob Jennings. Sequel to Extremonomics. Once again, the controversial University of Illinois economist and his journalist coauthor illuminate how the dismal science is not [...]

Campus Book List: What College Students Who Still Read Are Reading This Week

Posted on Monday, May 10th 2010
Tags: books, college, popular, reading
Campus Book List: What College Students Who Still Read Are Reading This Week
by Sasha Tremento Freelance Writer Based on data gathered in Facebook’s new privacy-free intellectual environment, CronkNews has identified the most popular tomes in college bookstores this week. The Girl Who Played Solitaire in Her Cubicle, by Niels Blixssenn. The latest installment in the thrilling Millennial Quartet by the famed Norwegian software programmer. Gorgon Ass-Whoopin’: Percy [...]

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