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Fashion College Changes School Colors…Again

Posted on Monday, October 18th 2010
Tags: branding, colors, design, fashion, image, logo
Fashion College Changes School Colors…Again
by Brody K. Truce Senior Staff Writer In what has become an unsurprising bit of news, the board of trustees at the Pittsburgh College of Design & Fashion have voted to change their school colors for the fifth consecutive year. In a press release sent early last week, Director of Communication Jack Bergen announced that [...]

In Wake of BP Spill Benjamin Phillips University Decides to Rebrand

Posted on Friday, August 20th 2010
Tags: bp, branding, reputation
In Wake of BP Spill Benjamin Phillips University Decides to Rebrand
by Matthew Michael Freelance Writer Officials at Benjamin Phillips University have been in public relations damage-control mode since April 20, the day the British Petroleum oil company gained notoriety for the largest offshore oil spill in US history. Everything from admissions messages to the university name itself are being evaluated in the context of this [...]

UNC Seeks to Rebrand Itself after Basketball Poop Storm

Posted on Tuesday, August 3rd 2010
Tags: basketball, branding, identity, michael jordan, NCAA, tar heels, unc
UNC Seeks to Rebrand Itself after Basketball Poop Storm
The University of North Carolina, in an attempt to re-image itself after its Tar Heels basketball team’s terrible performance and public relations nightmares, has hired a creative team to develop fresh ideas for rebranding. Following the lead of UNC’s most famous alumnus, Michael Jordan, who rebranded himself several times throughout his career, the creative team [...]

Eager Graduate Student Misunderstands Concept of Personal Branding

Posted on Tuesday, June 29th 2010
Tags: acuho, acuhoi, branding, identity, image, personal, professional
Eager Graduate Student Misunderstands Concept of Personal Branding
by Brody Truce Senior Staff Writer This year’s ACUHO-I Conference in Austin, Texas has been a powerhouse of impressive presentations. Of note was Teri Bump’s “Hip and Sage” presentation about networking and personal branding. One participant, Laci Dibler, took Teri’s presentation to heart. Literally. “I was just so inspired by Ms. Bump’s presentation about personal [...]

New Leader Brings “Let’s Please Everyone” Philosophy to Campus Web Site

Posted on Friday, June 11th 2010
Tags: best practice, branding, college, design, identity, web
New Leader Brings “Let’s Please Everyone” Philosophy to Campus Web Site
by Anselmo Watkins Freelance Writer Mitchell Kluge the newly hired manager of Web Communications Group at Wisconsin’s Beisall University is proving that sharp ideas, rather than traditional expertise, are the key to success in his new position. “It is a great team, and they did some really good work before I got here,” Kluge said, [...]

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