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#highered Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-19

Posted on Friday, February 19th 2010
Tags: chronicle, cronk, cronknews, higher ed, highered, News
#highered Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-19
Horrible UA-Huntsville shootings. http://ow.ly/16XsH We hope critics will avoid the usual course of post-tragedy woulda/shoulda. # Happy V Day @moretips4u @tkatie217 @JeffBC94! Big kisses for all your RTs. The heart-shaped box of candy is on the way. # Our editor, @LeahWescott, is going to be a guest on next Wednesday's @BreakDrink podcast. 2/24/2010. Way to [...]

#highered Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-12

Posted on Friday, February 12th 2010
Tags: chronicle, cronk, cronknews, higher ed, highered, News
#highered Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-12
Happy Super Bowl Sunday @gballingerjr @erikbates @sethhagler @BuzzEdition. Forget the RTs today and enjoy some TDs and bbq wings. # RT @JenPaulin A clever parody of the Office (also a clever parody). This is the Escher painting of academic parodies. http://bit.ly/cMO3cO # Props to @SethHagler for getting our Escher reference. Sweet. # Open your hearts [...]

#highered Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-05

Posted on Friday, February 5th 2010
Tags: chronicle, cronk, cronknews, higher ed, highered, News
#highered Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-05
We will be represented at the Free BreakDrink Conference. http://bit.ly/c4yMzC Will you? # RT @CommunityNBC Parks & Rec already renewed. Not yet for best college show ever. http://bit.ly/9KZTkE C'mon NBC. Get it right this time. # Thx for RT love this week @CommunicatorKLC & @JoeyColeman. We owe you for all the unpaid adverts. # RT [...]

#highered Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-29

Posted on Friday, January 29th 2010
Tags: chronicle, cronk, cronknews, higher ed, highered, News
#highered Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-29
Thanks for the RTs @carolchristen @chelliemo It's sad that we all get the joke. http://bit.ly/4Bjkx2 # RT @IrmaVoigt Breaking News: #Studentaffairs grad students "love working w/students," but have no creativity in answering job interview Qs. # Twitter is stingy about showing us our RTs. Our sleuths tracked you and send thx to @ericstoller @edcabellon @willistj [...]

To Combat Morale Problems, University Institutes Mandatory “Smile Fridays”

Posted on Friday, January 29th 2010
Tags: best places, chronicle, development, employer, higher education, morale, satisfaction, staff
To Combat Morale Problems, University Institutes Mandatory “Smile Fridays”
Cramer College continues to set trends in address the morale problems discovered in this year’s Chronicle of Higher Education employee satisfaction reports. Last week, the College implemented a new program called Smile Fridays. “Some places have casual Fridays, that let staff dress down once a week,” explained human resources director Abigail Jobes. “At Cramer College, [...]

#highered Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-22

Posted on Friday, January 22nd 2010
Tags: chronicle, cronk, cronknews, higher ed, highered, News
#highered Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-22
Chronicle says researchers cancel plans to bury pigs alive. http://ow.ly/X34k In related news, Pat Robertson and Mike Leach sleep easier. # Hey, US college students, during all this Haiti distraction, don't forget what's really important. http://ow.ly/XgjV Rich white celebrities. # Self-serving RT @jacksonj Any #studentaffairs friends looking for blogs to read? Here's a great place [...]

#highered Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-15

Posted on Friday, January 15th 2010
Tags: chronicle, cronk, cronknews, higher ed, highered, News
#highered Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-15
RT @IrmaVoigt Time Magazine bans the phrase "Teachable Moments," and #studentaffairs professionals weep at their loss: http://bit.ly/7dE5lQ # RT @irmavoigt: If UT fball using hostesses in recruiting was bad, wait 'til you hear what faculty candidates received! http://bit.ly/5MuMXm # Higher Ed Admins Edge Closer to Defining for Families What the Heck They Do. http://tinyurl.com/yetcleb # [...]

#highered Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-08

Posted on Friday, January 8th 2010
Tags: chronicle, cronk, cronknews, higher ed, highered, News
#highered Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-08
New blog post: #5 Best of Decade: University Rejects Plan to Do Right Thing. “Not Measurable,” Says VP #highered # New blog post: #4 Best of Decade: University Offers New Major in Literal Arts http://bit.ly/8yYt6S #highered # New blog post: #3 Best of Decade: University Implements Beauty Requirement for Graduating Seniors http://bit.ly/85GkYL #highered # Welcome [...]

#highered Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-25

Posted on Friday, December 25th 2009
Tags: chronicle, cronk, cronknews, higher ed, highered, News
#highered Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-25
Wishing all a peaceful and merry Cronkmas. Have a wonderful ho-ho-holiday. # Powered by Twitter Tools

#highered Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-18

Posted on Friday, December 18th 2009
Tags: chronicle, cronk, cronknews, higher ed, highered, News
#highered Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-18
Have you all voted on the William & Mary mascot that will look best doing a handstand? http://tinyurl.com/ygpvun4 Public Ivy = Classy # Powered by Twitter Tools
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