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Latest Stats in CronkNews v. Kutcher Twitter Showdown

Posted on Saturday, September 19th 2009
Tags: ashton kutcher, challenge, college news, competition, cronk, cronknews, facebook, followers, social networking, twitter
Latest Stats in CronkNews v. Kutcher Twitter Showdown
CronkNews.com has challenged its staff, through manipulation, threats and temper tantrums, to improve social networking. The goal: to attract 100 Twitter followers before Ashton Kutcher recruits 4 million. Results so far: 09/17/09 Competition Start Date ____________ 09/19/09 Latest Tally _________ Kutcher Followers 3,548,800 3,621,866 CronkNews Followers 39 47 Kutcher seems to be underachieving, with his [...]

NY Times Sets Cutting-Edge Standard with Ballsy Tour Guide Story

Posted on Friday, August 21st 2009
Tags: college humor, college news, college tours, times, tour guides, tourguides
NY Times Sets Cutting-Edge Standard with Ballsy Tour Guide Story
Should tour guides walk forwards or backwards? It’s a complicated issue that has perplexed and enraged both educators and the public. Until now, no news company dared confront the issue, but in its August 18, 2009 article, “Colleges Seek to Remake the Campus Tour,” the New York Times cracked the case. We expect verbally violent [...]

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