A groundbreaking ceremony took place at the University of West Kansas Monday in celebration of what will be a $10 million benchmark – the largest, most expensive benchmark in the United States. “Now, when you’re looking for benchmarks, you will think of Kansas,” boasted Trustee, Al Phillips, who personally donated $2 million to the project. [...]

While many college students are too young to understand the impact Michael Jackson had on the music world, many undergraduates are seeking assistance from campus counseling centers to treat the anxiety caused by the plethora of skanky wanna-be celebrities in the mainstream news. “We’ve had students come to us with nervous tics and night sweats [...]