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Shocking Family Vacation Revelation: Everyone Already Knew Stefania Was Gay

Posted on Wednesday, January 5th 2011
Tags: coming out, glbt, holidays
Shocking Family Vacation Revelation: Everyone Already Knew Stefania Was Gay
“It was devastating,” said college freshman Stefania Nadyana on Thursday after revealing to her family that she was gay. “I’d been practicing coming out to them all semester and they ruined everything. It was humiliating.” “It’s been an extremely difficult situation,” said Oslo Nadyana, Stefania’s father. “We knew she was gay from the time she [...]

Changes to National Coming Out Day Tradition Exciting for Entire Campus Community …Except Lesbians

Posted on Friday, October 9th 2009
Tags: bias, coming out, date, designer, gay, glbt, lesbian, lgbt, marc jacobs, national coming out day, sexual orientation
Changes to National Coming Out Day Tradition Exciting for Entire Campus Community …Except Lesbians
by Brody Truce Staff Writer For over two decades, gay students and allies at Lake Pahoja College in Iowa have celebrated National Coming Out Day by dressing alike. “One year, we all wore pink bandanas,” remarked LGBTQA President Shawn LeFleur.  “Last year, we all wore jeans.” This week, LeFleur wowed the campus community when he [...]

National Coming Out Day Considers Including Closeted Michael Jackson Fans

Posted on Monday, July 13th 2009
Tags: closeted gays, college humor, coming out, gay rights, human rights campaign, in the closet, national coming out day, satire, spoof
National Coming Out Day Considers Including Closeted Michael Jackson Fans
According to rumors circulated at the Human Rights Campaign, which is planning  National Coming Out Day on October 11, 2009, a group of Michael Jackson fan advocates would like to include MJ fans as a group invited to openly come out to the world. “During these past two weeks, we have seen thousands – if [...]

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