Consultant Woos Student Life Staff with Big Words
by Brody Truce Senior Staff Writer Since September of 2009, the Division of Student Life at Bell Harbor University has been struggling with their strategic planning process. “We started off with a great title—Journey to Excellence—but everything just sort of fizzled after we came up with the name,” explained Dr. Alexandra Forsythe, Vice President of [...]
Job Posting: Consultant Needed to Fire Margaret
Available Immediately Henry Clay University Consultant sought to fire our Dean of Enrollment, Margaret. Consultant must provide a site visit under the guise of writing a comprehensive report to inform the University’s admissions processes. In the end, the successful candidate will submit a report that includes a list of national best practices, advice about the [...]
Replacement for Fired Director Miraculously Improves Department with Double the Staff and Budget
Posted on Wednesday, November 18th 2009
Tags: blood bath, clean house, consultant, fire, pink slip, terminate
Tags: blood bath, clean house, consultant, fire, pink slip, terminate
Craig Patchen, the new director of admissions at Jaytown College in Nevada is setting new school records for outreach to prospective students and parents. “We expect to increase our applications by 35% this year,” said proud Jaytown president William K. Pleasant. Other colleges have begun to follow what is commonly coined as the “Pleasant Model” [...]


