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Pedophilia Concerns On Campus Linked to Conference “Stress Free Zones”

Posted on Friday, October 1st 2010
Tags: Conferences, convention, stress free, student affairs
Pedophilia Concerns On Campus Linked to Conference “Stress Free Zones”
by Irma Pelt Senior Staff Writer After receiving complaints from parents of children enrolled at the on-campus day care center at Fry College, campus police launched an investigation. “Parents were concerned by the number of strangers who attempted to enter the childcare facility each day,” said Logan Cunningham, chief of campus police. Cunningham described several [...]

ACPA Members Prove Woefully Inept at Understanding the Shout Out

Posted on Monday, March 22nd 2010
Tags: 2010, acpa, boston, conference, convention, etiquette, naspa, social media, texting, twitter
ACPA Members Prove Woefully Inept at Understanding the Shout Out
Likely, the final hours of American College Personnel Association (ACPA) President Tom Jackson’s term will be spent issuing pardons for a number of misguided conference delegates. ACPA held its annual convention this week in Boston, where over 3000 college student affairs professionals met to attend workshops and learn the latest trends in higher education. “What [...]

Security Breach at ACPA Conference: Republican Spotted

Posted on Sunday, March 21st 2010
Tags: acpa, conference, convention, diversity, left, liberal, multicultural, political correctness, tolerance
Security Breach at ACPA Conference: Republican Spotted
News from the 2010 American College Personnel Association (ACPA) annual conference in Boston is troubling. Many fear that the national organization for college student affairs administrators will have to increase security measures at future conventions. “We’re not sure how it happened,” said an ACPA representative, “but somehow a Republican was able to register for the [...]

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