Don’t forget to mark your calendar for next month’s Kampus Kudos Awards Ceremony. Certificates and handshakes will be given to individuals who have worked at the college for 5, 10, 20 and 35 years. A special prize will be given to Creepy Jim, who has attended his 50th human resources-sponsored sexual harassment awareness seminar. “More [...]

Despite years of colleagues’ eye rolling, Professor Graham Thompson still ranks among the most popular faculty members on campus. “Dr. Thompson is awesome,” says sophomore Timmy Gordon. “I’ve been at his house for a ‘wine tasting,’ and his ex-wife was totally hot. I heard she was his student once. Super hot!” “He always stays late [...]

After years of speculation about the weird guy on every dorm hall in America, CronkNews.com sat down one-on-one to find out what makes him tick. CronkNews: Who are you? Weird Guy:     I’m just that guy down the hall. I don’t come out a lot. CronkNews:    Why haven’t you made friends with anyone else on the [...]