• RT @CommunityNBC Community 2nd Season Announced http://bit.ly/bu0Bf9 It's sometimes better than the real thing. #
• If you're not following @irmavoigt and @brodytruce we question your commitment to higher ed humor. Irma is Tweeting live from #NASPA10. #
• Stay tuned for more @IrmaVoigt updates from #NASPA10. We hear she's trapped Condaleeza in her room for an interview. #
• RT @IrmaVoigt Was going to join the white privilege session @ #NASPA10, but was busy in my hotel unpacking my invisible knapsack #mustfollow #
• Hey, #NASPA10 Tweet heads, are you our fans? Really? Join our Facebook to share the wealth with others. http://ow.ly/1g6Up #
• Breaking News: ACPA and NASPA meet each other's parents but decide to stick with every-10-year bootie calls. #
• RT @IrmaVoigt Breaking News: #ACPA sends #NASPA10's phone calls straight to voicemail. #
• STOP THE PRESSES! @irmavoigt has beaten Anderson Cooper to the ACPA/NASPA non-merger carnage. Should be posted by 10:00 EST. #
• Our FF list this week is going to be ten miles long. Thanks for the carpal tunnel, @IrmaVoigt . #
• RT @dzbeth @chronicle: Security Firm Says Colleges Good Targets for Phishing http://bit.ly/bacfnJ Click this link & give SS# to learn more. #

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• Thx RTers and commenters @tkatie217 @tbrock111 @thestacyface @erikbates @therealjoelp @bwalizer @JeffBC94 @maddunk U're better than Avatar. #
• RT @WastusMaximus @CNSCampusNotes Catholic college fems almost 4x more hook ups as secular http://tinyurl.com/ykw5e7u Come out Virginia… #
• Hello to all of our friends at #acui2010. Any chance you could bring us some bagels from that great place on 7th Ave? #
• We're getting a big increase in Google searches looking for us. We're planning a ticker tape parade for our #ACUI2010 diplomats' return. #
• http://twitpic.com/16s0zw – @therealjoep Our roving reporter just sent us this pic. #

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• Oops. Forgot to give RT credit to @caboni for the prof/student throwdown link. http://bit.ly/dwsUni #
• RT @TheOnion In Focus: Importance Of Education Given Valuable Lip Service http://onion.com/cknR2A #
• Don't forget CronkNews editor @LeahWescott will be the guest on tonight's @BreakDrink podcast. http://ow.ly/1aM2v 7:00 EST, 6:00 Central. #
• Please welcome Juan Hues, the newest writer for @CronkNews. "New Tool Helps Admins Get Personality" http://bit.ly/dqIZbI You'll love him. #
• Fan favorite @IrmaVoigt is back from her CronkNews hiatus! http://bit.ly/cJSUSE Did u meet Tiger while in rehab? #spreadingfalserumors #

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• Horrible UA-Huntsville shootings. http://ow.ly/16XsH We hope critics will avoid the usual course of post-tragedy woulda/shoulda. #
• Happy V Day @moretips4u @tkatie217 @JeffBC94! Big kisses for all your RTs. The heart-shaped box of candy is on the way. #
• Our editor, @LeahWescott, is going to be a guest on next Wednesday's @BreakDrink podcast. 2/24/2010. Way to go, boss lady! #
• This probably deserves a RT this week: Residence Life Breaks Age-Old Cliché, Selects Non-Olympics Training Theme http://ow.ly/17RfT #
• For the record, @CronkNews gets a few too many hits from Google searches of "no underpants." We're not a legitimate news org, but still… #
• FFFF love to @cfinn14 @chellrene @bwalizer @JeffBC94 Thanks for your wonderful RTs and free publicity this week. #

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• Happy Super Bowl Sunday @gballingerjr @erikbates @sethhagler @BuzzEdition. Forget the RTs today and enjoy some TDs and bbq wings. #
• RT @JenPaulin A clever parody of the Office (also a clever parody). This is the Escher painting of academic parodies. http://bit.ly/cMO3cO #
• Props to @SethHagler for getting our Escher reference. Sweet. #
• Open your hearts to the Cronk of Higher Ed's newest writer, Tweed Walters. Give him your love and many blog comments. http://ow.ly/16Aab #

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• We will be represented at the Free BreakDrink Conference. http://bit.ly/c4yMzC Will you? #
• RT @CommunityNBC Parks & Rec already renewed. Not yet for best college show ever. http://bit.ly/9KZTkE C'mon NBC. Get it right this time. #
• Thx for RT love this week @CommunicatorKLC & @JoeyColeman. We owe you for all the unpaid adverts. #
• RT @markgammon @msaleem @allnick @BuzzEdition FB Ranked #1 Corporate Security Risk http://bit.ly/cKLYir Close#2=Employees who use FB at job #
• Holy smokes! CronkNews just had the subject of its recent tenure article leave a comment. http://ow.ly/13ZPc We'd love your thoughts. #

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• Thanks for the RTs @carolchristen @chelliemo It's sad that we all get the joke. http://bit.ly/4Bjkx2 #
• RT @IrmaVoigt Breaking News: #Studentaffairs grad students "love working w/students," but have no creativity in answering job interview Qs. #
• Twitter is stingy about showing us our RTs. Our sleuths tracked you and send thx to @ericstoller @edcabellon @willistj @bwalizer. #
• RT @IrmaVoigt U of Notre Dame apologizes for not being funny. Just another thing to add to list of things they suck at. http://bit.ly/8hHa7R #
• Ever said something you regretted in a placement interview? Tell us your story. http://tinyurl.com/yzlu2j6 #highered #studentaffairs #
• It's United Way time on campus again. Maybe Peyton Manning can help you feel better about the UW's strong-armed tactics. http://bit.ly/nx6y #
• Thanks @falchek @tkatie217 @thestacyface @MrsKharma for the RTs. Is that Twitter slacktivism? http://bit.ly/4MkIQ1 We approve. #
• Undergraduate Folk Musician Mistakes Getting Laid for Having Talent http://ow.ly/10Bdr #collegehumor #
• RT @tracymueller Does #highered take itself too seriously? http://bit.ly/cXRoME We hope so. Stodginess is our bread & butter. #
• Be our 300th Facebook fan, and you'll be entered to win our undying love. Only one entry per person, please. http://tinyurl.com/lx4mr8 #
• Congratulations to 300th FB fan @bryanjbristol. He won our undying love. Stay tuned as we give #400 immortality. http://tinyurl.com/lx4mr8 #

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• Chronicle says researchers cancel plans to bury pigs alive. http://ow.ly/X34k In related news, Pat Robertson and Mike Leach sleep easier. #
• Hey, US college students, during all this Haiti distraction, don't forget what's really important. http://ow.ly/XgjV Rich white celebrities. #
• Self-serving RT @jacksonj Any #studentaffairs friends looking for blogs to read? Here's a great place to start. http://bit.ly/5jDnDc #
• RT @irmavoigt: Internship processes in full swing, meaning grad students are measuring self-worth by their # of interviews. #studentaffairs #
• Thanks for the RTs @princeje and @indigorush! We appreciate every drop of ego stroking we can get. #

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• RT @IrmaVoigt Time Magazine bans the phrase "Teachable Moments," and #studentaffairs professionals weep at their loss: http://bit.ly/7dE5lQ #
• RT @irmavoigt: If UT fball using hostesses in recruiting was bad, wait 'til you hear what faculty candidates received! http://bit.ly/5MuMXm #
• Higher Ed Admins Edge Closer to Defining for Families What the Heck They Do. http://tinyurl.com/yetcleb #
• Thx for the awesome RTs @BeccaFick & all. We've had more readers than ever this wk at CronkNews.com thanks to this darn social media phenom. #
• Since we're naming names, thanks to @bryan_koval @MikeSevery @MalloryBower @MelissaEzarik @willistj @ProfessorGary …Cue the orchestra… #
• And (deep breath) @thestacyface @princeje @WlmngtonCollege @green_lava…Cue the Sandman…Thank you, all! #

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• New blog post: #5 Best of Decade: University Rejects Plan to Do Right Thing. “Not Measurable,” Says VP #highered #
• New blog post: #4 Best of Decade: University Offers New Major in Literal Arts http://bit.ly/8yYt6S #highered #
• New blog post: #3 Best of Decade: University Implements Beauty Requirement for Graduating Seniors http://bit.ly/85GkYL #highered #
• Welcome back to work everybody. Let's make it a crazy year in higher ed. Scandal and debauchery are encouraged. #
• We agree, but they've all been fired. RT @jacksonj I think funny people should get paid extra since they are contributing more to the office #

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