by Con Chapman Lifestyles Editor KALISPELL, Montana. Pierre-Claude Vigeant is a Professor of Cinema at the University Maurice Richard in Lyons, France, where American popular films are taken seriously. “So many Americains do not appreciate the rich cultural chili produced by Hollywood,” he says with more than a trace of an accent. “It was les [...]

by Diana Senechal New York, NY—In a surprise press release, Polonius College announced that it would be eliminating the words “intellect” and “culture” from its brochures, course descriptions, communications and daily conversation. “We have found that certain words create divisiveness within our community,” explained President Marty Bench. “The word ‘intellect’ intimidates those who doubt their [...]

by Aloysius St. Bernard Another prominent organization delivered notice to Penn State University that it is in danger of losing its membership. Prominent research organization the International Society for Mushroom Science (ISMS) delivered notice to Penn State that the University is in danger of losing its membership, in the wake of an independent investigation by [...]

Phillmore College announced the creation of a new Associate Chancellor for Systemic Change position, to be filled by Dr. Juanita Jakobson. “There are lots of problems at the College that can only be solved through a comprehensive cultural change,” said Dr. Jakobson. The president is too busy to work on the systemic changes, so I’m [...]

Counseling services across the country have seen a spike in client numbers as supervisory staff at universities wrap up their hiring for the 2009-10 academic year. “During interviews, everything is perfect,” sighed Linmouth University director of housing Alphonse Ruggles. “When candidates ask me about my leadership style, I know I’m the most visionary and supportive [...]

Corporatecorp International admitted publically to selling out on Monday when it hired pretentious recent graduate of Mother Madre University Shawndra Stimpson. “We really wanted to offer the job to Hank Jeffers, a seasoned hard-working fellow from Detroit, but we didn’t want to pay for the move to our headquarters in Houston,” confessed HR manager Grover [...]