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College Lesson from MJ’s Death: B-List Media Whores Are Scary, but Shouldn’t Keep You from Homework

Posted on Tuesday, June 30th 2009
Tags: b list celebrities, coping with grief, d list celebrities, dealing with grief, latoya jackson, michael jackson's death
College Lesson from MJ’s Death: B-List Media Whores Are Scary, but Shouldn’t Keep You from Homework
While many college students are too young to understand the impact Michael Jackson had on the music world, many undergraduates are seeking assistance from campus counseling centers to treat the anxiety caused by the plethora of skanky wanna-be celebrities in the mainstream news. “We’ve had students come to us with nervous tics and night sweats [...]

College Lesson from MJ’s Death: B-List Media Whores Are Scary, but Shouldn’t Keep You from Homework

Posted on Saturday, June 27th 2009
Tags: college humor, college satire, coping, coping with death, dealing with grief, grief, stages of grief
College Lesson from MJ’s Death: B-List Media Whores Are Scary, but Shouldn’t Keep You from Homework
While many college students are too young to understand the impact Michael Jackson had on the music world, many undergraduates are seeking assistance from campus counseling centers to treat the anxiety caused by the plethora of skanky wanna-be celebrities in the mainstream news. “We’ve had students come to us with nervous tics and night sweats [...]

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