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University Achieves Coveted Tier One Status Via Innovative Use of Casino Card

Posted on Tuesday, December 7th 2010
Tags: ambiguous, competitive, definition, ethics, fundraising, tier 1, tier one
University Achieves Coveted Tier One Status Via Innovative Use of Casino Card
by Teena Angst Freelance Writer Whanover University has finally attained Tier One status to rank as one of the most competitive universities in the nation. Following a directive from trustees to become Tier One, as well as pressure from faculty, students and alumni, Whanover University took creative steps to achieve this ambitious goal. Staff members [...]

Higher Ed Admins Edge Closer to Defining for Families What the Heck They Do

Posted on Wednesday, January 13th 2010
Tags: definition, description, families, job, parents, role, student affairs
Higher Ed Admins Edge Closer to Defining for Families What the Heck They Do
by Irma Voigt Staff Writer Responding to a high volume of complaints during the past three weeks, the Administrators of Colleges and Higher Education (ACHE) issued a statement this morning with talking points for its members who faced the difficult question during winter break of, “What exactly is it that you do?” “This is long [...]

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