by Dash Phillips Freelance Writer Students are reeling today at Rehoboth Flats College over the expulsion of Botany major Aaron Marks. Marks, vice president of the Inter Residence Hall Government (IRHG) was overheard using the word “dorm” during a recent IRHG meeting. “I was walking by the lounge doing my daily RA bulletin board safety [...]

by Jeremy Sly Freelance Writer Residents of South Baton Hall, located on the campus of Breslin University, were shocked Wednesday when they came home from classes to see find that their one-time residence hall was now a “dorm.” Originally a facility that enhanced student development by means of building a sense of community and ensuring [...]

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by Sonya Reinhardt Freelance Writer When Josie Graff filled out her roommate preferences form to live in the dorms at Granada State University, she checked the “as close as possible” box next to “Parent Accommodations.” This fall, the 18-year old incoming psychology major will enroll as an on-campus resident, and so will her parents. Housed [...]

by Erica Price Freelance Writer Simon Astler of Dixie College has earned infamy as the first entry-level housing professional to have his membership revoked by the National Association of Residence Halls International (NARH-I) following a high profile disciplinary case on campus. Astler was featured in a photograph, unshaven and bleary-eyed, on the front page of [...]

by Irma Voigt Senior Staff Writer Students at Bokhart College in Maine are refusing to leave their residence halls for the school’s spring break. Director of Residence Life Lisa Griffiths said that residence staff was taken by surprise when they entered rooms to do closing inspections on Saturday afternoon. “We thought the first few rooms [...]

Overheard at the Old Charley’s Pub “Wings & Rings” happy hour: Freshman 1: I can’t stand the dorm cafeteria one more day. It gives me diarrhea. Oh my god, these wings are awesome. Freshman 2: I know. The caf’ gives me acne and turns my teeth brown. Do you have a cigarette? Freshman 1: I’m [...]

Elated by Tufts University’s announcement of a new policy forbidding students in college housing from having intercourse while a roommate is present, other institutions have followed suit by making rules that will protect the fragile millennial generation from having to deal with real-life conflicts. Most recent policies include: St. Libertine College has forbidden crunching potato [...]

The past decades have seen revolutionary changes in sex-unfriendly dorm mattress technology, along with noble reasons for the innovations. “I have chafing marks on my back from dorm sex,” complained student Corrine Bing. “It’s hard enough fitting two people into a twin bed, but it’s really humiliating when the rubber mattress makes those weird friction [...]