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College Partners with Banana Republic to Enforce New Dress Code

Posted on Thursday, April 29th 2010
Tags: college, competitive, dress code, interview, suits
College Partners with Banana Republic to Enforce New Dress Code
by Brody Truce Senior Staff Writer For the past three years, seniors at Chestnut View College have struggled to find employment after graduation. The college, which once boasted a 98% post-graduate employment rate, now sees only 60% of its seniors landing jobs—one of the lowest post-graduate placement rates in the country. Perplexed by the problem, [...]

College Institutes No-Pants/No-Underpants Safety Rule

Posted on Tuesday, January 19th 2010
Tags: ban, college, controversy, covering, discrimination, dress code, face, health science, massachusetts, muslim, pharmacy, policy, safety, security, veil
College Institutes No-Pants/No-Underpants Safety Rule
Starting next week, students at the North Dakota College of Pre Med will enforce its new safety-related “No Pants, No Underwear” dress code. “We read about the controversial new ban on face coverings at the Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Science and we knew we could take things to the next level,” said chief [...]

Fashion Advice to Help Morehouse VP Adapt to Anti-Gay Dress Code

Posted on Monday, October 19th 2009
Tags: bynum, college, discrimination, dress code, gay, jackson, leadership, morehouse, spike lee, university, wardrobe, william
Fashion Advice to Help Morehouse VP Adapt to Anti-Gay Dress Code
Morehouse College in Atlanta has instituted a dress code banning attire that could be construed as unprofessional or gay-friendly. According to CNN.com, Morehouse’s VP for Student Services, Dr. William Bynum explained “the policy comes from the vision of the college’s president, who wants the institution to create leaders like notable graduates… Samuel L. Jackson and [...]

Science Major Burned in Lab Accident. Professors Blame Her Poor Fashion Sense.

Posted on Tuesday, July 28th 2009
Tags: college fashion, dress code, lab policies, lab safety, professional, science lab
Science Major Burned in Lab Accident. Professors Blame Her Poor Fashion Sense.
Chemistry student Rebekka Mitorly sustained second and third degree burns in a lab accident at Lake Huron University on Monday. Burn specialists are treating her upper buttocks and inner breasts at Eau Claire Memorial Hospital in Wisconsin. “We feel awful for Rebekka,” said an LHU faculty member in a public statement, “but we’re disappointed in [...]

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