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Nerds Wearing Ill-Fitting Interview Suits Spur On-Going Nature/Nurture Debate

Posted on Monday, November 23rd 2009
Tags: career, dweeb, geek, hygiene, interview, job fair, nerd, professional, suit, wrinkled
Nerds Wearing Ill-Fitting Interview Suits Spur On-Going Nature/Nurture Debate
From MIT to Cal Tech, nerds seeking interviews with top tech firms have shown up wearing the same ill-fitting business attire. Finally, staff members from career placement offices have engaged with social scientists to try better define the problem. “Every year, at our pre-interview workshops, we tell students to dress professionally, but we see the [...]

Exposé: Cool College Kids Revealed to Have Been High School Nerds

Posted on Wednesday, July 29th 2009
Tags: college humor, dweeb, dweebs, geek, geeks, nerd, nerd girls, nerds
Exposé: Cool College Kids Revealed to Have Been High School Nerds
In a shocking revelation this week, thousands of cool college students were exposed as former nerds. Professors are unsure what to think, and colleges are wondering how to address the enraged students and parents who have befriended the disguised geeks. “I guess I never actually asked my roommate if he was a dweeb, but I [...]

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