by Con Chapman Lifestyles Editor KEWEENAW, Michigan. It’s 4:30 on a Friday afternoon at Upper Peninsula College here, a time when most people are making their moves to stretch the weekend a little bit longer. But not Theodora Mangel-Wurzel, a Professor at Northeast Missouri State College, who was placed last on the list of speakers […]
by Anselmo Watkins Freelance Writer A new Web browser conceived from a comic-book movie and created by graduate students at Chesecracer University in Colorado may hold the key to reducing incidences of depression and feelings of inferiority among high-level faculty members at institutions around the world. The “Browser in the Round” project, also known as […]
In what was first thought a tragic mauling incident in the College of Ignatius zoology labs, investigators are now seriously considering the possibility of a rare case of egogurgitation. “It appears that Professor H. Glenn Marks was engulfed by a student’s enormous ego,” said Crooks County forensic examiner Bucky Chalk. “The last person who saw […]
Posted on Thursday, May 6th 2010 Tags:ego, faculty
by Clara Webb Freelance The faculty of the Department of Interdisciplinary, Applied Professional Studies at Eastern Atlantic State University expressed bewildered disbelief this week when Alicia Johnson turned down their offer of a tenure-track position in favor of another job. Johnson accepted an offer from River University, a liberal arts school in River View, Iowa. […]
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