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To Combat Morale Problems, University Institutes Mandatory “Smile Fridays”

Posted on Friday, January 29th 2010
Tags: best places, chronicle, development, employer, higher education, morale, satisfaction, staff
To Combat Morale Problems, University Institutes Mandatory “Smile Fridays”
Cramer College continues to set trends in address the morale problems discovered in this year’s Chronicle of Higher Education employee satisfaction reports. Last week, the College implemented a new program called Smile Fridays. “Some places have casual Fridays, that let staff dress down once a week,” explained human resources director Abigail Jobes. “At Cramer College, [...]

College Employers Seek Treatment for Grandeur Withdrawal as Recruitment Season Ends

Posted on Thursday, September 10th 2009
Tags: candidates, culture, employer, expectations, interviews, reality, style, supervisor
College Employers Seek Treatment for Grandeur Withdrawal as Recruitment Season Ends
Counseling services across the country have seen a spike in client numbers as supervisory staff at universities wrap up their hiring for the 2009-10 academic year. “During interviews, everything is perfect,” sighed Linmouth University director of housing Alphonse Ruggles. “When candidates ask me about my leadership style, I know I’m the most visionary and supportive [...]

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