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Department Celebrates 30 Years of Excellence in Micromanagement

Posted on Thursday, July 26th 2012
Tags: authority, autonomy, change, delegate, empower, empowerment, leadership, management, micromanagement, style
Department Celebrates 30 Years of Excellence in Micromanagement
  Members of the financial servicing department at New Macedon College will travel to Louisville next week to accept a the Golden Tortoise award for endurance at the National Micromanagement Training Institute. “In our annual Micromanagement AsSEssment (MASE) study of employers, New Macedon’s staff have always ranked in the top five for micromanagement techniques,” said [...]

Campus Staff Association’s Decision Power Increased to Include Pastry and Coffee Selection

Posted on Wednesday, June 30th 2010
Tags: administration, authority, empower, governance, morale, staff, university
Campus Staff Association’s Decision Power Increased to Include Pastry and Coffee Selection
by Henry Johansen III Freelance Writer Hailed by the executive administration as one of the best examples of cross-departmental staff collaboration, the University of Los Angeles staff association has been given unprecedented power to select the pastries and coffee at its own bi-monthly meetings. “This is a long time coming,” says association president Linda Halter. [...]

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