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Graphic: The Day Red Plastic Cups Became Classy

Posted on Tuesday, October 23rd 2012
Tags: alcohol, binge, butt, chugging, college, drinking, excessive
Graphic: The Day Red Plastic Cups Became Classy
by Brody Truce Senior Staff Writer

College Cracks Down on Overused Punctuation

Posted on Tuesday, October 26th 2010
Tags: budget, excessive, grammar, policy, punctuation, sloppy
College Cracks Down on Overused Punctuation
by Brody K. Truce Senior Staff Writer “We were receiving a lot of complaints from faculty about students using too many exclamation points and question marks,” said David Herrera, Vice Provost of Academic Affairs. The complaints led to a joint investigation launched by Academic Affairs and the college’s IT department. The findings were astounding. “During [...]

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