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Executive PhD Program Streamlined to Spare Wealthy Enrollees Pesky Paperwork

Lord Tennyson University (UTenn) has announced a curricular enhancement to ease the process of its students earning their terminal degrees. “We’ve always promised a streamlined process for our students, who are usually executive-level administrators lacking the technical credentials that match their level of ambition,” said program coordinator Nate Friar. “We’re talking about university VPs and […]

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“Rogue” University President Returns Half of Salary, Vows to Focus on Necessities

by Jeffrey Ross, Freelance Salary Package Expert According to a story published on OutsidePostsecondaryEd.com, a “rogue” university president has decided he will return half his current salary to the general fund of his institution. Dr. Phillip Dolly, President of Hamilton State University in Santa Rey, Northern New Mexico, made this stunning revelation at the Northern […]

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University President Fears For Own Life Upon Release of Salary Information

by Monty Tufnel and Henry Wenslydale Freelance Writers Coming on the heels of the University’s controversial proposal to monitor adjunct faculty work hours, Smothers University President, Dr. Leland Popovich, has been getting death threats upon the release of The Chronicle of Higher Education’s annual list of Private College Executive Compensation. The death threats started as […]