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Professor Has Awkward Encounter with Student in Virtual Adult Novelty Shop

Posted on Monday, December 7th 2009
Tags: academic, alternate, college, feminism, instructional, pornography, reality, second life, technology, tool
Professor Has Awkward Encounter with Student in Virtual Adult Novelty Shop
Last week, Professor Kristen Collisen bumped into Stefania Wu, a student from her Jane Austen Literature Seminar, in Wild Willie’s Adult Novelty Shop–an online retail establishment in Second Life. “I thought that looked like you, Dr. Collisen!” messaged Stefania. “How cool to see you online. I highly recommend that warming gel you’re looking at. Strawberry [...]

Feminists Demand Apology: Activist Too Pretty

Posted on Thursday, August 6th 2009
Tags: attractive, baby safe haven, feminine, feminism, feminist, jean morrisey, mike morrisey, pretty, renee marcou, role model, spoof, women's center
Feminists Demand Apology: Activist Too Pretty
The Women’s Center staff at Adams & Lee University have issued a memo to other feminist organizations throughout the country asking for a boycott of educational programs involving the Baby Safe Haven movement. “We feel completely duped,” said Women’s Center director Lynn Mariana. “The Baby Save Haven organization does incredible work, saving the lives of [...]

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